this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
SAM HEUGHAN, ROMANN BERRUX
PARIS -> LA This guy’s killing it @romannberrux (But French food is better) I let him borrow my jacket….
Instagram photo’s of Sam and Romann, Los Angeles (January 29, 2019).
CAITRIONA BALFE, SAM HEUGHAN
On set of Outlander Season 3 - ‘Voyager’ (January 19th, 2017).
